Gold Digger

So there is a
WAG in every mag
that you all know
Thinks sheÕs got
everything but she ainÕt
got nothing

Well she was real
plain, had no brain
and had no dough

But now she can
roll in it and watch her
boobs grow

All the boys will pay
way-oh-way-oh
When sheÕs out for
prey if theyÕre
straight or gay she wonÕt
end up alone
All the boys stand still
way-oh-way-oh
If looks could kill they
probably will
ThereÕs a brand new girl
thatÕs going round
turning the boys upside
down gold digger
SheÕs an only child
thatÕs been away,
now sheÕs back no-ones
safe gold digger
Its all very well if you
kiss and tell to get ahead
Fit blokes donÕt
count for much unless
they got money

They pay for the glitz
and the refurb tits and
turned up nose

Maxes their credit card
and then its heave ho
All the boys will pay
way-oh-way-oh
When sheÕs out for
prey if theyÕre
straight or gay she wonÕt
end up alone
All the boys stand still
way-oh-way-oh
If looks could kill they
probably will
ThereÕs a brand new girl
thatÕs going round
turning the boys upside
down gold digger
SheÕs an only child
thatÕs been away,
now sheÕs back no-ones
safe gold digger
Stick on nails and
plastic hair
Gucci bags and
Prada shoes
Girl goes clubbing
every night,
get a fright when light
comes on
Gold digger
Gold digger
ThereÕs a brand new girl
thatÕs going round
turning the boys upside
down gold digger
SheÕs an only child
thatÕs been away,
now sheÕs back no-ones
safe gold digger