I Wish I Could Go Back to College

PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college
In college you know who you are
You sit in the quad, and think, Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!
ALL:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!

PRINCETON:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh
I wish I could just drop a class
NICKY:
Or get into a play
KATE MONSTER:
Or change my major
PRINCETON:
Or f**k my TA
ALL:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 AM before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!

PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college!
ALL:
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH

PRINCETON:
I wish I had taken more pictures
NICKY:
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think Oh my God

ALL:
These kids are so much younger than me