Love You In a Barrel

I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN A BARREL
FLASH DOWN THE
NIAGARA FALLS
I WANNA LOVE YOU
ON A HORSE BACK
OF A HOUSTON
LIVESTOCK
RODEO HORSE
I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN A SIDECAR
WITH EVIL KNEVEL
AT THE HANDLE BAR
I KNOW THERE'S NOTHING
THAT I WOULDN'T DO
AS LONG AS I'M
LOVED BY YOU
I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN A SPACESHIP
LOST ON HIS WAY
INTO THE SUN
I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN YOUR MUMS CAR
LOOKIN' RIGHT INTO YOUR
DADDY'S GUN
I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN A DINER
SERVIN' BACON TO
A TALIBAN
OH NO THERE'S NOTHIN'
THAT I WOULDN'T DO
AS LONG AS I'M LOVED BY YOU

I DON'T CARE
WHERE OR WHEN
AS LONG AS I CAN DO
I WOULD DARE EVERYTHING
FOR JUST ONE NIGHT
WITH YOU
I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN THE WHITE HOUSE
EVEN IF THE WHOLE WORLD'S
LAUGHING OH BOY
I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN NEW ORLEANS
IN A LEAKY DINGY
AS CATHRINA'S TOY
I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN LAS VEGAS
IN THE TIGER CAGE
OF SIEGFRIED AND ROY
YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING
THAT I WOULDN'T DO
AS LONG AS I'M LOVED BY YOU

I DON'T CARE
WHERE OR WHEN
AS LONG AS I CAN DO
I WOULD DARE EVERYTHING
FOR JUST ONE NIGHT
WITH YOU
I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN BAGHDAD
IN GUANTANAMO AND
AFGHANISTAN
I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN TSCHERNOBYL
IN LYBIA, CUBA, AND IRAN
I WANNA LOVE YOU
IN A BLACK HOLE
IN DEVIL'S HELL
ON DOOMSDAY TOO
OH NO THERE'S NOTHING
THAT I WOULDN'T DO
AS LONG AS I'M LOVED BY YOU
I'D RATHER CHOOSE
AND EARLY TOMB
THAN A LONG LIFE WITHOUT YOU
I'D AIR IT ALL
IF YOU WANT ME TOO
BECAUSE I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU